I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea.
#British problems on the high seas.
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
I AM SCREAMING
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP
IM SO INCREDIBLY SICK OF POSTS LIKE THIS
TUMBLRS IDEA OF CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND THIS COMIC MAKES A POINT OF NOBODY ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT WHAT CLOTHES YOU WEAR OR HOW YOU STYLE YOUR HAIR. NOT A SINGLE ETHNIC GROUP OWNS THAT PARTICULAR STYLE. PEOPLE ARE FREE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT, WHEN THEY WANT.
FACE THE TRUTH
LOOK AT THE POST
REALIZE WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT YOURE BEING FOR LIMITING PEOPLE
AND DONT SIT THERE AND TELL ME SOMEBODY CANT LIMIT YOU
BECAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING HYPOCRITE
You wanna know why we’re limiting white people? Because white people take every *~exotic~* thing they can find and turn it into the biggest and most pathetic joke ever made. Have you seen what they did to Native Americans? Have you seen what they did to Asian culture? Have you seen what they’ve done to literally every other culture other than their own? They take it and they turn it into a costume. They take it and go “Hey, I know this isnt part of my culture and that I have absolutely no clue what it means, but it looks funny and cool so im gonna wear it just for teh lulz!! XD”. And you know what? You are absolutely wrong about nobody caring. There are thousands - no - millions of people out there who are offended deeply about this but have been shut down when trying to speak up by the endless chants of white peoples’ “Who cares, its just for fun!” and “Its a free world we can do what we want!”. They’re sick of it. I’m sick of it. Saying we’re hypocrites doesn’t even make any sense, what are we doing to white people that robs them of their culture and turns their beliefs into shitty punchlines of a joke? All in all, you’re racist and that’s all this massive paragraph amounts to.
EVERY culture can be made fun of in some way and if you’re saying you’ve never once done something to make fun of something you didnt understand you’re fucking lying. everyone has had a horrible tendency of doing that. white people dont just make fun of other cultures, they make fun of their own culture, to the point where they create tv shows of families that are meant to be about stupid, white american families. people arent going to be educated in a culture at first, they’re not going to understand every single detail of that culture until somebody shows them. instead of bitching and whining about white people usurping everything from other cultures why dont you try teaching them about the culture so they actually understand it? because screaming about how awful a person is for liking certain aspects from an ethnic group gets you no where, it makes you look like an asshole.
people can sit down and do the exact same thing to white people and nobody will bat an eye. it’s still racist, it still works both ways. a white person will stereotype and make up stupid jokes about a black person; it’s racist. a black person can do the exact same thing to a white person and it’ll be considered okay because they’re white. no it’s still racist, it’s still bullshit, you should be more mature than that. if you don’t want it to happen to you, then why would you do it to other people?
by the way, i see that lovely kirigiri picture on your sidebar. what the hell are you going to do when somebody comes up to you and tells you you can’t like anime or jrpgs because it’s not your culture, that you’re making a joke of anime and japanese culture? you’re going to be offended, right??? because you’re merely a fan of what japan produces. but no, because you’re white, you can’t like that. because you’re not japanese, if you can’t like it. because of your culture you can’t like certain things or wear certain items because you’re making a joke of it.
1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.
2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine.
3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie.
LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION
Roast beefcake is just added bonus:
“a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine”
you’re my hero
Thanks to that I called it Howard Stark’s Hottie Machine while talking to a group of fanboys at the local comic shop because I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED.
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
that is the expression of a true winchester facing the king of hell
today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:
And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!
"Maybe watch a better anime"
WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!
you should take his advice tho
getting an A in a science test
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED
HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT