sassysamwinchester:

what type of animal is potato soup

a marsoupial 

what type of animal is potato soup

i found a cat at Olive Garden

i found a cat at Olive Garden

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

ishallnotsink:

whoops wow how did this selfie get here

ishallnotsink:

whoops wow how did this selfie get here

ishallnotsink:

ok so this is my new song called I Don’t Know, I Don’t Know

i hope i don’t regret this

vinegod:

A LITTLE SPIDER by JEROME JARRE

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

ymirxkrista:

shepardtaichou:

there’s a really big difference between “the writers want to put these two characters in a queer relationship but can’t because of censors” and “we’re going to keep putting these characters in queer situations and playing it off as a really funny joke”

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heyfunniest:

the most important gif

heyfunniest:

the most important gif